BREAKFAST
All of our breakfast items are served with crispy breakfast potatoes rolled in garlic butter and lightly seasoned.
Substitute your potatoes for a side of fresh fruit ($3), green salad ($2), or a bowl of candy ($1).
The Greasy Spoon $15
Two eggs, toast, and your choice of: bacon, sausage, ham, avocado, grilled or fresh tomatoes. Upgrade your toast to mini pancakes, french toast or waffles for $2.
Burnside Birdsnest $15.5
Two eggs nestled into grilled french bread (toad-in-the-hole style) with your choice of bacon, sausage, ham or avocado.
Huevos Rancheros $17
Two sunnyside-up eggs on a baked flour tortilla with refried beans, salsa, chipotle mayo, and cheddar & jack cheese. Served with a dollop of sour cream and guacamole.
What The Cluck?! $17
Giant waffle topped with chicken, cheddar, sriacha honey, chipotle mayo and jalapenos.
The Humboldt Wrap $17
Giant breakfast wrap with scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, bell peppers, tomatoes, cheddar & jack cheese, chipotle mayo.
The Bacon Jamboree $17
Breakfast sandwich with a fried egg, bacon jam, onion rings, swiss cheese, arugula and tomato on a brioche bun.
McSpoons Sandwiches $16
Two breakfast sandwiches on grilled english muffins with fried eggs, cheddar cheese, red onion, chipotle mayo, and your choice of bacon, sausage, ham, avocado, or tomato.
The Prusa $18
Whatever the kitchen feels like makin' for ya! Yes, you heard that right. You may specify sweet or savory, and whether you're vegetarian or not, but no listin goff ingredients...we won't listen. If you have allergies, or you're one of those picky "I-don't-like-anything-yellow" people, then you're not allowed to have this! No Prusa for you! Feelin' lucky? We'll gladly flip you for it, double or nothing.
Build Your Own Omelette
These big-boy omelettes start at $9 and come with four eggs and toast. For egg whites only, add $3.
Fillings:
$1- pesto, tomatoes, mushrooms, bell peppers, banana peppers, red onions, spinach, caramelized onions, roasted garlic
$3- cheddar, cheddar & jack mix, swiss, feta, avocado, bacon, sausage, ham
$4- chicken, pulled pork, brie cheese
EGGS BENEDICT
All of bennies are served on a grilled English muffin with medium poached eggs and crispy breakfast potatoes.
The Oh-So-Original $16
Classic ham and traditional hollandaise. Need I say more?
The Rockland $20
Bacon, avocado, tomato, brie cheese, pesto hollandaise.
Bailey's Benny $18
BBQ pulled pork, caramelized onions, chipotle hollandaise.
The Hallouminati $18
Halloumi cheese, tomato jam, spinach, red onions.
Livin' Fajita Loca $20
A chicken quesadilla topped with guacamole, sour cream and salsa.
Tom's Benny $20
A grilled cheese sandwich base with red onion, chipotle mayo, topped with bacon and traditional hollandaise.
The Bangkok Benny $19
Curried chicken, bell peppers, peanut butter, candied almonds, sriracha & cilantro with traditional hollandaise.
The Pickle Baron $19
Thick sliced roast beef, pickles, crispy onions, horseradish mayo with traditional hollandaise.
Build Your Own Benny $19
Includes three toppings and choice of hollandaise. Cheddar, swiss, feta, brie, bacon, sausage, ham, chicken (add $1), pulled pork (add $1), avocado, mushroom, tomato, spinach, bell peppers, banana peppers, caramelized onion.
HASH
All of our hashes are made with a whipping pile of crispy breakfast potatoes, scrambled eggs, and served with your choice of toast. You'll spend an afternoon blissfully buzzed in pure gastronomic heaven! Make it super-duper scrumptious and add a side of hollandaise sauce for $3.
Parliament Hill $21
Bacon, sausage, cheddar & jack cheese, tomatoes, salsa, bell peppers, mushrooms, and chipotle mayo.
The Jam Session $21
Tomato jam, halloumi cheese, balsamic pesto mayo, bell peppers, spinach, red onion, mushrooms.
Im-Peckable Hash $21
Chicken, cheddar & jack cheese, frank's hot sauce, ranch sauce, bell peppers, spinach, red onions.
Philly Cheesesteak Hash $21
Roast beef, bell peppers, mushrooms, caramelized onions, spinach, bbq sauce, horseradish aioli and gravy.
James' Breakfast Poutine $19.5
Bacon, mushrooms, caramelized onions, real cheese curds, gravy, and chipotle mayo.
SWEET STUFF
Saxe Point Berry Stack $16
Your choice of french toast, pancakes, or waffles with sweet cream cheese, berry compote, and whipped cream.
The King Kong $16
Three pieces of french toast layered with peanut butter, sauteed bananas, and Spoons' syrup (homemade caramel). Served with chocolate drizzle and whipped cream.
Cinn City Cakes $15
Three giant cinnamon bun pancakes layered with sweet cream cheese and topped with an icing glaze.
Dulce De Leche Waffles $16
Two giant waffles smothered in an espresso caramel cheesecake mousse and topped with seasonal fruit.
The Willow $14
Your choice of french toast, pancakes, or waffles served plain & simple with syrup and butter.
LUNCH
Clubhouse Sandwich $19
A triple-decker with chicken, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo. Served with your choice of homemade soup, salad, or fries.
The Big Dipper $19
Thick slices of roast beef, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, grilled mushrooms, and horseradish mayo on a toasted beef bun with a cup of jus and your choice of homemade soup, salad, or fries.
Pineapple Express $17
BBQ pulled pork on a peasant bun with pineapple, swiss cheese, mayo and cilantro.
Pulled Pork Poutine $18
House-cut fries topped with read cheese curds, gravy, pulled pork, barbeque sauce, chipotle mayo, and red & green onions.
Taco Twos-Day $16
Two soft-shelled tacos (your choice of chicken or pulled pork) with salsa, cheddar & jack cheese, lettuce, cilantro, and a side of sour cream. Served with homemade soup, salad, or fries.
Chef Salad $18
A bed of aritsan greens with ham, bacon, avocado, tomato, cheddar & jack cheese, hard-boiled egg.
BURGERS
All served with your choice of homemade soup, salad, or fries.
The Randy $19
A homemade beef patty topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, barbeque sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, mustard, and mayo.
The Jezebel $19
Two homemade beef patties topped with jezebel sauce (a sweet & spicy sauce), bacon, tomato, cheddar, red onion, pickles and greens.
The Champignon $19
A homemade beef patty topped with mushrooms, swiss cheese, tomato jam, arugula, and red onion.
The Side Chick $19
Chicken burger topped with bacon jam, brie cheese, balsamic pesto mayo, arugula, tomato and red onion.